Why we give a shit:
You're eating turkey on stolen land while celebrating a myth about peaceful coexistence that ended in genocide. Pass the cranberry sauce and the guilt.
Thought-terminating cliché:
“No one is illegal on stolen land”
- The real Thanksgiving story is colonizers eating with people they'd later massacre — very on brand for America
- ICE is ramping up operations through the holidays because cruelty doesn't take days off
- Your uncle is about to say something at dinner — have your talking points ready
- Acknowledge the land you're on, support Indigenous causes, and stop pretending this is just about food